trainfucker:

wen u see someone get a sick burn 

(Source: tetsuota, via officialmcdonaldsblog)

  • Parents: Are you taking selfies?
  • Me: No it's Snapchat

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

(Source: whisqrs, via just-a-mad-disney-dreamer)

pharoahsectotherm:

sapientpawnkeeper:

somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 

(via bewaretheclaire)

princepeterwolf:

She was emotionally abused for years and was able to break free and actually find happiness on her own, and now she forgives one of her bullies and helps her do the same…if that’s not true strength I don’t know what strength is…the whole message in here is amazing

(via just-a-mad-disney-dreamer)

sabryth:

nahveen:

Disney Ladies Hair Changes On Screen

for anonymous

God I can just feel Mulan’s hair cut. 

(via just-a-mad-disney-dreamer)

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

(via idislikehitler)

buckles-182:

I CANT DRAW A FUCKING LINE

(Source: unamusedsloth, via bewaretheclaire)

beyoncevevo:

My dad got an iPhone

beyoncevevo:

My dad got an iPhone

(via thearchangelofloki)

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

(via bewaretheclaire)

Deleted newsheadlinetextpost lines from Guardians of the Galaxy

(Source: deleted-movie-lines, via thearchangelofloki)

flawlessfluffy:

type-lover:

Script Stidies
by Christopher Craig

I can barely keep my signature on the line for fuck sakes

(via fromonemany758)

safety-officer-barto:

badsciencejokes:

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

image

(via bewaretheclaire)

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

(Source: antifeministyellowfang, via bewaretheclaire)