(Source: buzzfeed, via bewaretheclaire)

theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

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BE…

OUR…

GUEST

(via spiced--coffee)

sexuallyactivegrandma:

OH MY GOD

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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(via idislikehitler)

totallyfubar:

…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?

(Source: amy-the-little-englander, via swahili500)

ringoogo:

daft punk removes their helmets to reveal that it was old paul mccartney and ringo starr all along

(via swahili500)

poppypicklesticks:

ultrafacts:

What Cat Behaviors Actually Mean

More facts on Ultrafacts

I find that rolling around and showing their belly is very often, a cat’s way of saying “touch my belly and I’ll take a chunk out of your hand mother fucker” 

(Source: ultrafacts, via loganhovvlett)

dont-even-stress-it:

you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

what am i doing in this movie

the paycheck wasnt worth it

i regret this decision greatly

THATS SO FUNNY

(Source: rooneymara, via the-multifandom-minion)

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: gothskater, via the-multifandom-minion)

captain-snow-bug:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism

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The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.

(via crimexturtle)

legalmexican:

kutchirwin:

legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

And which one of her kids is Regina George?

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(via swahili500)


My guinea pig is walking the dog

My guinea pig is walking the dog

(Source: foreverpensive, via bewaretheclaire)

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(Source: margayret, via loving-thewinchesters)